Boy Meets Girl of Destiny (lol)
Damn it! One more time.
Momoka-sama.
It's all right. I'm sure I'll get it next time.
Good boys and girls, this is what good-for-nothings who ruin
themselves with gambling look like.
Yes!
What?
This detour was her ruin.
Round complete!
Sparkle.
We just saw something awful.
They have shooting games?
Momoka-sama?
It's like a toy.
Let's play this game next.
I'm not sure a high school girl (lol) can handle
the genuine shooting game Dead of Terror, aka DoT.
Huh?
A fujoshi shouldn't set foot on a man's battlefield.
What?
Shut up, you thick, oily pig!
Momoka-sama is the Survival Game Club's greatest marksman.
It may be a game, but there's nothing she can't hit.
Why, she's already pierced my body and soul!
Shut up!
This is yuri!
Thank you for this reward.
How would you feel about challenging me to a game of DoT?
If I lose (lol), I'll grovel at your feet.
Sounds interesting. I'll make you regret saying—
Hey, isn't that Japan's DoT champion Fried Chicken Lemon?
Wh-What?
Huh? What?
Y-You're famous?
Hilarious. Truly hilarious.
Come to think of it, I'd forgotten to name my own terms (lol).
If I win, you'll take a two-shot with me.
No!
Let the game begin!
Look. The champ's using his killer move already...
...the two-handed double special!
By pulling the trigger with both fingers,
this deadly shot allows you to rain bullets on your enemies.
Through his experience destroying countless mice
by clicking like crazy on slightly dirty websites,
he mastered this technique.
This technique only works with light arcade game guns.
But it looks really lame...
The high school girl's insane, too!
She hasn't missed a shot.
She's accurately aiming for a high score.
What is she, a prodigy?
No! Anything but a two-shot with him!
You're the greatest, Momoka-sama!
They're at the mid-boss.
You won't get past me.
You did well to make it this far, high school girl,
but an amateur can't make it past this point.
This wimp will be a piece of cake.
Shoot me more!
You can't be serious!
The mid-boss is just like Urara.
The game has its own rules!
Not there!
The two-shots with a high school girl are mine!
N-No way...
His weakness is his horns.
Huh?
If you hit him anywhere else, he'll heal.
Gotokuji-san, you know this game?
I saw the DoT series anime.
I have the official doujinshi.
I even have a full set of limited first edition Blu-rays.
Otaku are amazing!
But now I stand a chance.
Not there!
Turn right at this fork.
Roger.
This high school girl is amazing.
Could she beat the champion?
This isn't good. I have...
...no choice.
Fried Chicken Lemon's using two guns at once!
What do you think of this magnificent display?
What a dirty trick.
Momoka-sama! You should use two guns as well!
I used all my money on that crane game...
You should be more careful with your allowance!
I'm going to lose.
To... To this guy...
Sonokawa.
Ben!
I mean President!
It took you a while to show up this time.
And you appeared like a dead person.
Don't worry about that.
More importantly, don't give up.
B-But...
Sometimes you have to fight underhanded opponents in survival games.
However, if you broaden your vision, you can always find a way.
Use any means necessary! May the force—
Believe in yourself.
Believe... believe...
Believe in myself.
By any means necessary...
Momoka-sama's using two guns as well.
But the game won't respond to that gun.
Lololol. This is why amateurs—
Wh-What happened to me?
I feel like I had a nightmare...
The match!
Go on, laugh (lol).
I devoted my life to shooting games, only to meet this unsightly end...
You were cool, too.
High school girl...
Uh, um...
Wanna take some pictures as proof of our battle?
G-Gladly.
Their powerful bond formed through battle had everyone in tears.
Naturally, even I cried.
Why did I take these?
When Momoka came to her senses
and realized men you meet on the slopes
Friends Forever
appear three times more attractive than normal,
she wanted to die.
Pigs who Mock the Will to Lose Weight
I found a new sweet roll.
It's delicious!
What is this? It tastes divine.
I can't just sit here.
I'm gonna buy them all!
Nutrition Facts (1 bag)
1 Week Later
Momoka, you've put on some weight—
Yeah, I think I got a little chubby.
You're clearly much larger.
Oh, yeah. My boobs suddenly got bigger recently.
There aren't any cute bras my size.
Oh, dumb-witted Momoka-sama!
But no matter what you look like, my love will never change!
Urara, you're smothering me.
Sonokawa.
You're just a fatty.
No!
Banana diet!
4 Days Later
Bananas morning, day, and night.
I don't know if I'm the bananas or the bananas are me...
I want to eat things besides bananas.
No!
Mokarin, today's snack—
Mokarin.
Mom.
I'm sorry, Mokarin.
I didn't know you loved bananas so much.
Here. These sweets are chock full of bananas.
I-If I eat all of these, I'll get—
Good night!
Really?
Then I'll turn out the lights.
The Next Morning
You're kidding, right?
Momoka-sama's been acting strange lately.
Huh? Sonokawa always acts weird.
She's always eating bananas and doesn't listen to anything I say.
Could she be part of a strange cult?
Banana Cult
What's a banana cult?
Or maybe she's planning to indiscriminately set traps!
Maybe she's on a banana diet.
That's it!
A diet, huh? I'm a little worried about her.
Some of my model friends do it, but their hair and skin is so dry.
They're anemic and unsteady.
Oh, come on. I'm totally energetic.
No, you're not!
Momoka-sama!
Your body is falling apart, Momoka-sama.
What did you say?
For each attack,
you actually strike the same spot five times.
Slow Motion
That's how you usually are!
But now...
I can't be satisfied with a single hit!
You girls sure are gross.
Extreme diets aren't good for your body.
I know.
But I'm so fat...
I...
I want to lose weight as quickly as possible!
Sonokawa...
Very well. I will tell you about a good diet—
Momoka-sama!
Hey.
Don't cry.
I'll help you with the power of my love.
What?
A good diet isn't about fasting, but about consuming a balanced diet.
I've prepared something for you with my exceptional culinary talents.
Low on calories and full of love.
It's my special Urara curry.
Thanks for the food.
Momoka-sama?
Barf.
Barf, barf, barf.
Wow, all of it came back up.
That was too disgusting to be called food.
I even puked up all the sweets I ate yesterday.
That's it! This'll work!
I'm sorry. Did you not like it?
I want you to make me miso soup every morning.
The "Urara's Cooking Diet" has begun.
The hellish diet of eating and puking, eating and puking day after day.
Don't try this at home, everyone!
I'm back to my old weight!
Congratulations, Mokarin.
I made you this reward.
Thanks, Mom. I should reward myself today.
The Next Day
You're kidding, right?
Mokarin!
I'm sorry.
I wanted to see my cute, tubby Mokarin again.
You idiot!
After I lost all that weight...
I think I might lose hope...
Sonokawa, shall I tell you
about the most amazing restriction-free diet?
That exists?
I'll do it! Let me do it!
Then follow me!
Yes...
On the survival game diet!
We're just doing what we always do.
That's right!
You can do it, Momoka.
A diet is a survival game you play against yourself,
but infinite loops certainly are terrifying...
I hope Mokarin comes home soon.
My Platy House
Here. Eat up.
Mom, what is he doing here?
Mokarin, you're so forgetful.
He's been here since your senior brought him.
What?
You're right!
Took you long enough to notice!
Why didn't you kick him out?
But I love clever creatures hiding a sharp interior inside
a stuffed animal-like appearance.
Aren't you a little old for that?
Old for what?
See you later!
I knew I hadn't seen Platy around here lately.
Don't say "around here”!
I had a terrible experience this morning.
What is Platy, anyway?
As far as I know, Platy is Platy.
What?
If he's your pet, take him back.
Platy isn't my pet.
What?
Momoka-sama, why are you stalking Platy?
Since the president's no help, I have to do something myself.
This is... a platypus?
I looked up his name online.
Platypuses are rare animals found only in Australia.
It's illegal to take them out of the country.
Oh.
In other words, if he's a real platypus,
I can keep my hands clean by reporting him overseas.
But does he look like a platypus to you?
Not at all.
That's why I'm going to watch him and find proof he's a platypus.
Platypus Ecology 1
Platypus ecology one!
They live in water!
Good morning, Platy.
He's walking freely on land.
Next!
Platypus Ecology 2
Platypus ecology two!
They eat insects and fish!
He's eating a Yu**y Stick.
Yeah, he sure is.
Platypus Ecology 3
Platypus ecology three!
They're weak on dry land.
If you want to defeat one, drive him onto land!
Michael?
The more I learn about him, the less I know what he is.
Broccoli...
The least you can do is help me.
Mokarin, you shouldn't do that.
But I don't like broccoli.
You won't get bigger if you're a picky eater.
I don't care.
I'll be happy eating only the things I like.
Sonokawa Momoka's ability to learn is so horrifyingly bad,
she already forgot what happened a few minutes ago in part B.
Really? Then I'll show you, Mokarin.
Mom?
If you keep acting so selfishly, you won't survive on the battlefield.
Why do you have a gun?
I'm sure you're sick of hearing this, but I'll tell you again.
This is their fantasy!
The friends standing by you yesterday are gone today.
In extreme situations that wear on your body and soul,
you have to drink muddy water and chew weeds to live.
That's the battlefield!
I-I'm not sure what's going on, but if I don't get her, she'll get me!
The mother may be prepared
to turn a gun on her own family in an instant,
but so is the daughter.
Surrender quietly and eat your broccoli!
How can she move around so much in the darkness?
That's because...
...the home is the housewife's battlefield.
It's my home turf.
Now, then, Mokarin.
Eat up.
Okay.
Huh?
My broccoli's gone.
What?
There was a message in those silent eyes.
"Just this once."
Platy...
The water feels nice.
There... Right there...
Mom, don't make weird noises.
Sorry.
Because her mother turned out to be far more mysterious,
Momoka stopped caring about Platy's identity.
This is paradise.
Dear viewers!
On today's Platy Corner,
we're asking you to send in pictures of your pet platypuses.
Those of you keeping platypuses at home, send us your photos.
See you next episode.
I'll be back.